This sandwich was a swift kick to my…
This sandwich was a swift kick to my already bruised balls from the day I’m having. And sure, it’s not a sammichs joint to know about my day but they should improve it. All day I dreamed of the portobello mushroom sandwich with its steamy hot melting cheese, and peppers and onions grilled to perfection. When I received my order and realized it was not my dreamy shrooms, I collapsed. The world begin to spin as I realized I just stomached meat for the first time in over 5 years. Disappointment only scratches the surface for how I felt. Did they replace my sandwich? Sure. Did they apologize while they looked into my baby blue watery eyes? Absolutely not. Never again.
By Reba D.


