Practical Degeneracy
Bought the BACtrack S80 because apparently “trust me, I’m fine” doesn’t hold up in court or marriage. This little gadget has probably saved me from explaining to a state trooper why my jacket smells like mezcal and bad decisions. Reads faster than my conscience and more accurately than my buddy Steve. 10/10 — would recommend for anyone who’s ever said “I’m good to drive” while holding a taco in one hand and hope in the other.
By Craig S.



