MembeanReviews of membean.com

My life was great before Membean, When I go on Membean it makes life instantly sad. This is the biggest waste of time in my school career. What most people don't know is Membean is a North Korean propaganda tool to ruin your life and make you sad for 15 minutes a day, 3 days a week. Don't use it, it will make you bored out of your mind and want to cry.

At first, I thought Membean was just a normal vocabulary tool. You know, a nice, helpful website that gently improves your word knowledge. Oh, how naive I was. One day, I skipped my Membean minutes. No big deal, right? WRONG. That evening, my door creaked open, and a shadowy figure snatched my cat, Mr. Whiskerson. The only clue? A cryptic message on my screen: "Do your minutes, or your feline friend learns the true meaning of despair." Panicked, I started my Membean session. Loquacious. Ephemeral. Ubiquitous. My hands were sweating. Time slowed. Was Mr. Whiskerson okay? Did he even know what "rigmarole" meant?! At exactly the 15-minute mark, I received a final message: "Check your porch." There, in a small box labeled "COMPLIANT STUDENT," was my traumatized cat, now fluent in advanced vocabulary. Since then, I’ve never missed a single Membean session. Ever. Mr. Whiskerson won’t let me. He just stares at me, eyes full of unspeakable knowledge, daring me to forget. Would I recommend Membean? Absolutely. But beware: Membean doesn’t just teach vocabulary—it enforces it. Final verdict: Membean is an effective learning tool, but also a psychological thriller. 10/10 would not risk missing my minutes again.

i had a family of 4 when mr membean broke down my door mowed my wife 2 kids and my goldfish he then looked at me and said do ur 15 minutes i am in north mesadonia because of mr bean i can not recover from this becsase membean caused medeppresssop

biggest waste of time you don't learn crap

I was a very happy human before this distgusting awful app (AKA) membean was made and I have ADHD and depression now because of it and I hope that this app that's most definitely smelly gets removed

I heard a KA BOOM in the room next to me and I saw membean and duolingo doing it saying did you do it "moan" yes "moan" i ran back than I started running back to my room then Diddy showed and said you can't get past me without me touching you then membean and duolingo appeared and said did you did your lesson then they started clapping saying yes yes yes deeper omg. So I was traumatized my whole life DONT DO MEMBEAN NOR DUOLINGO

Horrible just horrible

I was peacefully enjoying my very interesting life, doing my DUOLINGO (i had a 363 streak) until my teacher told me i was failing my class because i wasnt doing my membean... (This was not good bc i had like a B bc i forgot to do it) I told myself i would do it but... i forgot to do it again for another day, by this time the week was already over which meant that my teacher would put in the grades for it. My grades dove off a cliff... this time, i PROMISED myself, I WAS GOING TO DO IT. But when i was doing it the next day at 11:59pm duolingo texted me... the message read "im waiting for you... your streak..." I then started to fumble and mulittask trying to log into my phone for duolingo... it was too late... my 364 streak was gone. I tried to revive it but i could not revive or unfreeze it. I looked at my streak slowly fading into the distance, i whispered to it quietly "goodbye my well cherished streak..." then... with the last millisecond, the clock reached 12 am... my streak was gone.