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From single-origin beans roasted in-house to the perfect pour-over for your 3pm existential crisis, Function Coffee Co. delivers approachable specialty coffee without the ego. Whether you're grinding through emails or just avoiding another meeting, we’ve got your cup.**Small-Batched Weekly****Specialty Coffee, No Filler****Zero Emission Roasting****Ethically Sourced****Organic**I'm on a mission to make specialty coffee approachable.When I fell in love with coffee, it was right before the start of the third-wave movement. Unfortunately with that movement came a whole-lotta snobbery in the coffee-world.I want this forth-wave of coffee to be the opposite. I want to focus on bringing joy to everyone's lives through coffee. I want to focus on inclusivity. I want to focus on transparency and breaking down pretentious walls.
Function Coffee Co (functioncoffeeco.com) has 59 customer reviews on The Fair Hearing, with an average rating of 5.0 out of 5.
59 approved reviews, newest moderated first
Super fast shipping, amazing tasting coffee and the little personal touches like stickers and little notes are just the cherry one top! 10/10 would highly recommend!
By Dana
Response from Function Coffee Co· Sep 25, 2025
You are too kind! Thank you so much!
Purchase went to shipping quickly, was delivered promptly, and was packaged well. The coffee is delicious and the clothes comfortable!
By Sherri G.
Response from Function Coffee Co· Sep 15, 2025
So glad you love it! Thanks for the kind words!
Great coffee, great service! Will be ordering again
By Jennifer L.
Response from Function Coffee Co· Sep 8, 2025
You're the best, thank you!
Fresh! Smooth! This is the way coffee should taste. The aroma is divine! Give it a try you won’t be disappointed!
By customer
Response from Function Coffee Co· Aug 26, 2025
We appreciate it so much! Glad you're loving it
The shipping time from TX to MI was just under a week, which is great because that means freshly roasted beans! It’s such a good cup of coffee!
By Patricia N.
Response from Function Coffee Co· Aug 20, 2025
We appreciate you!
This coffee is one of the best I've ever had. You can really taste its freshness. I will definitely be buying more.
By Alyssa
Response from Function Coffee Co· Aug 16, 2025
Whoa! We're blown away by your kindness. And over the moon that you love the coffee so much. Welcome to the Funky Fam
The packaging is always great! The tape is very very clean, the on brand tissue paper is a small touch most brands would over look! I know hand written notes may not always be possible but every order I’ve placed has had one and it means the world! I save them and show my friends and family while I prepare lattes or pour overs for them to enjoy! And my daughter loves the the stickers! Also the beans have always been roasted within 1-3 days of arriving which is extremely impressive!!!
By Parker R.
Response from Function Coffee Co· Aug 16, 2025
You are too kind, thank you so much Parker! We love having your support!
I am an insufferable coffee snob. I’m one of those people who thinks everyone burns their beans. I love Tony and wanted to support my friend’s small business, so I ordered the light roast—though I didn’t hold my breath, knowing my standards are unfairly high. I was blown away. The balance, the complexity—this pour-over is exceptional. And the fact that Tony ethically sources everything and uses the most sustainable, zero-emission roaster on the planet? Chef’s kiss. 11/10. Would snob again. ❤
By Craig M.
Response from Function Coffee Co· Aug 16, 2025
Craig! Thank you so much, it means more than you know
