Awesome job!!
Can’t go wrong with hookers and cocaine!
By deeann B.
Monday, November 9, 2026 · Customer reviews of US businesses
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THE HOTTEST CANDLES ON EARTH.Our scented candles are made of 100% soy wax, with an organic cotton wick, all-natural ingredients, and the highest-quality essential oils. Every candle is environmentally-friendly, free from chemicals and dyes.
candle guy (candle-guy.us) has 532 customer reviews on The Fair Hearing, with an average rating of 4.8 out of 5.
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Can’t go wrong with hookers and cocaine!
By deeann B.
This candle smells soooooooo good. And now I can honestly say that I’ve spent money on “Cocaine & Hookers” at parties and get a laugh and an on-ramp to talk about Candle Guy and their amazing scents!!!
By The M.
Fast delivery and smells awesome. I bought the cocaine and hookers candle. Thank god it doesnt really smell like cocaine and hookers. But i still laugh everytime i read it. Quality candle. Comedic value ...priceless
By Steve E.
Candle was perfect and she laughed hard … then she lit the candle like I was hoping haha Brian
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Cigars & a lit candle go hand in hand, total relaxation. And when that candle is 50% namaste and 50% go f*** yourself, you achieved a whole new level of awesome. Fast shipping too! Now you’re my permanent Candle Guy
By Michelle P.
the best present going bye anther for a house warming present
By Stephen D.
Super easy-to-use exactly what was on the website Super fast delivery will be ordering more
By Dennis A O'LEARY I.
I ordered this candle for my boyfriends Easter basket and I ordered it pretty late in the game. I fully expected this to arrive after the holiday had past. But I my surprise and excitement it arrive Friday before the holiday. Candle guy was quick and efficient and I’ll definitely be ordering from them again.
By Amie C.