The White HouseReviews of whitehouse.gov

The current occupants are rude, they truly don’t give a shit about this country or its people. And the decor is rather gaudy.

The White House is a stunning historic property with incredible bones, a great lawn, and 24/7 security—mostly to keep the occupants from hurting themselves. The current residents treat this place less like the executive branch and more like a group project where no one read the syllabus. Decisions are made loudly, revised frequently, and abandoned immediately. Meetings feel like improv comedy without the comedy training. Everyone talks, no one listens, and somehow the intern knows more than management. Pros: • Iconic address • Free press coverage • Strong Wi-Fi (used exclusively for arguing) Cons: • Leadership changes its mind faster than a weather app • Accountability has clearly been misplaced, possibly under the Resolute Desk • Vibes suggest “we’ll circle back” has been circling since January Overall, the house deserves better tenants. Gorgeous building. Questionable roommates. Would not renew the lease.

Not recommended, zero stars. West wing just gone

Since late January, 2025, the public spaces smell of soiled diapers, urine, and fear. Like a poorly run nursing home where the staff doesn't give a damn. Photos don't do it justice. It looks much worse in person. Fake gilding everywhere, missing structures, a parking lot where the rose garden used to be, and the feel of a Nevada bordello for unfuckable people. With ugly signage. I give this place a solid five-stars out of pity for its history. ~ Negative five-hundred percent for it's current state and occupants.

0 out of 10. I wouldn't recommend until the swamp cesspool of oligarchs have been drained and the residence thoroughly disinfected.

When did the White House get so orange?

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