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Dicks By Mail (dicksbymail.com) has 518 customer reviews on The Fair Hearing, with an average rating of 4.4 out of 5.
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While the gag didn’t go as planned due to high temps and the gummies melting, they quickly offered a resolution to satisfy me and make it better. I appreciate the effort and time they too to make things right. Aside from them being melted, she truly appreciated the humor of the gift. Thank you for excellent customer service.
By Michelle L.
Ordered it and 5 days later didn’t really get a shipping update. Contacted them and they responded quickly and very polite and shipped it out that day! So far so good and great service :)
By Abby
A little slow delivery, but very sweet and fast response customer service! I had a successful experience.
By Camilla
Love these little gag gifts! Always seems to be a problem with shipping. But if you email they will get back to you.
By Tonya
This is a hilarious gift... shipping was fast but I got it 2 days later than expected. No big deal. It is 2020, there is a pandemic, parts of the country are on fire and here on the gulf coast we have circled through two lists of named storms and Hurricanes! I swore i ordered the birthday box but got The Don. It really doesn't matter, funny nonetheless. I did however think that it was going to be bigger! Hahaha. The box itself is like the size of a cellphone box. I probably missed the dimensions but since the idea is to get it in the mail, the sender might never know. We ordered it but had it sent to us to give as a gift in person. Anyhow, I was a little disappointed in the size! I know, I know, that's what she said!
By amy T.
I sent the gummy d!ck$ to my ex. I didn't get to see the look on his face but the order was confirmed delivered. I was pleased to have this as an option to send him this. It was fun.
By Melanie B.
Great laugh!! Came in a timely manner! Will order another gift for someone soon!
By Nick Z.
Always a great surprise for those you want to mess with in a good way or a bad way. I’ve had the best responses all 3 times I’ve sent them anonymously even though I did give up my identity twice. The beer koozy I ordered is great too. Shipping could be faster but the world isn’t perfect. Always 100% anonymous so you don’t have to be worried about getting caught. You’re safe with the male parts mailers!
By Rach
